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should children witness child bearth FUNNY!!

Tue Mar 4, 2008, 9:49 PM
  • Mood: Lmao
  • Listening to: one step at a time by jordan sparks
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  • Watching: linki park tv
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  • Drinking: water
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......smack his ass again!" If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you.

ok this is a e-mail got and thought it was sorta funny.Who ever reads this I hope you get a good laugh lol

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~Morbia Feb 5, 2009, 2:46:07 PM
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Mood: Bliss ~1Sandy1Claws13 Jul 9, 2008, 9:49:20 PM
THank you for the fav!

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Mood: Joy ~Superwoo Aug 7, 2008, 10:05:28 PM
your welcome!

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~bored2tears Apr 27, 2008, 7:09:42 PM
thanks for the fav! :aww:

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~Superwoo May 4, 2008, 4:33:40 PM
no prob^^

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When my time comes forget the wrong that Ive done help me leave behind some reasons to be missed and don't resent me and when your feeling empty keep me in your memory Leave out all the rest--LiNkIn PaRk
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~bleeblo101 Mar 25, 2008, 5:06:07 PM
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du u like HIM???
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Mood: Cheerful ~Superwoo Mar 23, 2008, 12:14:29 PM
happeh easter

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~Katiee-chan Mar 22, 2008, 3:59:55 AM
thank you very much for the fav:hug:

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Mood: Zest ~Superwoo Mar 23, 2008, 12:11:56 PM
no prob! ^.^

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When my time comes forget the wrong that Ive done help me leave behind some reasons to be missed and don't resent me and when your feeling empty keep me in your memory Leave out all the rest--LiNkIn PaRk
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Mood: Love ~Superwoo Feb 27, 2008, 9:16:28 PM
I heard a really good song called bleeding love by leona lewis it is a very goog song and I can't stop listening to it! I LOVE THAT SONG!

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When my time comes forget the wrong that Ive done help me leave behind some reasons to be missed and don't resent me and when your feeling empty keep me in your memory Leave out all the rest--LiNkIn PaRk
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